Bloatware is a fact of life. Any good system is doomed, through its own popularity, to become a bloated, ponderous mess. It’s not just in software but everywhere you look.
Take our curry run. When it started two years ago it was just five mates in the office who every Thursday would nominate a different driver to go and grab some curry lunches from the city. As we’d sit there happily chowing down on our Thai Green or Chilli Chicken people would poke their head in to smell the fumes. Of course they wanted to join in.
Our curry run now caters to 12-13 people week in, week out. Along the way we had to evolve a wiki-page based roster and ordering system that was fast, simple and actually worked. Then some people wanted to use a different restaurant. Then there were the people who found Thursday terribly inconvenient, and would we mind doing it on a Tuesday instead? Then there’s the forgetfuls who put an order in and haven’t yet paid, and those who want change for a large banknote every week. All these little things add up to make curry day a weekly four hour saga starting from 9am and going right through to the very last belch.
Then there’s my pet peeve… all those curries when stacked four high in a cardboard box tend to pile drive down and if yours is the unfortunate container on the bottom it’s no fun to extricate your oily squished mess, with most of the juice floating around in the plastic bag. And their combined weight is not insignificant, I’d love to weigh a full box one of these days. You’ve now got to think about how you’re carrying them and how far. Say someone parked a block too far one day and hurt their back, well I don’t think there’s anything in the occupational health and safety policy about that.
You can bet on the same thing happening to anything that works well for a small group of people. We’ve started experimenting with carpooling at work, beginning small with just two of us and its been working quite well, indeed its fun to share the long drive with someone. Now we’ve got interest from a third party, so the amount of communication and organisation has tripled. Instead of A-B we now have A-B, B-C and A-C. We’ve had to draw up a participation sheet, just for the three of us. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.. the whole point of carpooling is to stack up the numbers. I just hope we can find a way to keep things simple and low fuss… that’d be nice. Or it could be the curry run all over again. Fingers crossed!
Gee, even that paragon of simplicity, Google, isn’t immune to bloat. Each of their individual offerings works great, but now they’re wrestling with the big question; how do they combine them all into a single simple GUI? They haven’t progressed any further than that small link panel they stuck in the corner of the Calendar page. By and large you still need to use separate, distinct URLs to access their many sites. The integrated Google OS is still a long, long way off.
End rant…